Could have been done sooner?

So I woke up after going to sleep through a partly groovy movie on FX, and decide that if I’m to go snag pies and milk from Smiths best get at it. There is only three reasons I go to Smiths now, One the Hostess Fruit pies are still only a buck. My prescriptions are there and there’s a hot young curly haired super babe that works there, that has just enough of a tease that lets you think, but knowing her now for near a year the reality is no she ain’t , besides she knows where the Wolf’s Lair is, So that’s that on that.

Okay ain’t seen hyde nor hair of our new engineer, for a week after he promised a early morning recon mission, I t might be that he thinks its that I dig his old lady. Thing is she’s saying she’s working on the Web site, I want to know what that damn hell she’s doing with it.

When it comes to babes on film for the club or us here at DixieWolf, someone and know as of yet I ain’t writing that book, but there ought to be a book written on how to not only find, female acting modeling talent, but what to do to cultivated that talent, and see it mature to the point you can feel safe to cast it or her in a commercial.

Over the last two years I have learned two things. First when first interviewing model talent especially here in rural southern Idaho where the minds have not truly expanded beyond the area or the LDS or other restrictive religious body. What I have learned do not ask or even suggest she take off her shoes and allow you to smooch her toes in or out of nylon hose. We all know what that’s about, TR FootNotes knows what its all about, and 50,000 members of the Knytes know what that’s about, but these local little Princess’ have no idea and run as fast as one can in the Hazzard jump and fly contest. For all the occasions that I have been accused of, suggestedly been involved in or other of doing the animal carnal release of endorphins with a model especially here I should have. There was about 8 times the invite was there, and with less that the slightest wink, it could have been done, but at the time I wasn’t looking to get laid, just image on TV for DW and a voice on air for HazzardAyre. But damn I should have sniffed, kissed, sucked and plucked for all the ones that say I near did.

Of course and maybe this is too soon, but when I first got here, and Old Big C’s other half started bitching about the recruiting of puss for ads, and all I should have stood up and said, oh please do, my butts covered this is what it is, this is what its all about , if ya’ll don’t like it too bad, don’t tell me how to run my outfit, I ‘ll not tell you how to run yours. By the end of March first of April, I’ll be in Utah running our op, but it hurts, a guy who I cared allot about allowing his she to trash me like that.

Then there was the gal who said she wanted in as a bar manager. Really, she got some people together, but getting pushy damn near killed any chance of any of that. Still might, the decision of where the Reaper Club will, be is Ft. Bridger Wyoming, Echo Utah, and of course here in Tweaker Flatts. Jared yesterday told me if I get it going, he’ll invest in it, so will be re-examining that starting Monday. Ya’ll might ask why, first it’ll bring in money for the club and me, second, in part of it I can put the radio station and third that location has been a dream for years, but its going to take a lot for me to trust someone with such a thing. Damn well not that little trouble maker from Jerome. Do you realize she texted med on Wednesday wanting money. Says she wants to take it to court, I say please do. Shit if it goes to court at least I know if I pay the money and get a document signed she can’t come back and bark for more. Bottom feeders do that. Oh , her, Mandy and a few more pretty much crapped on any chance of working or being any part of the Reaper. I do not give second or third chances.

But there ought to be a book written on hiring females for anything out of the normal. In order, don’t hire anyone living in or near Twin Falls Idaho as most are very stuck up, prudish and clannish.

Second, if you do hire one from here, wear a Elder plaque on your chest or at least a fish on your lapel. Whether or not you really walk in the steps of God, (1st Timothy talks about that) you have to walk around and be around people just so you can be accepted. The Bible calls it Blaspheme I call it worse than putting on a front.

and 3rd, do not bring up doing anything on the TV ad, or whatever that’s not in the usual job description, unless you have it down on paper, with exactly how much she will be paid for the extra curricular activity, how many hours she’ll work at it, and item by item step by step what it is. If not or she don’t sign it, do not , I repeat DON’T DO it.

That includes number 4, do not attempt anything that involves any interchanging or personal exchanges between you and the gal. Beit, kissing her toe to show on TV how much we love to go toew  as two words sound alike, spelled different, have a different meaning that together has been an industry standard for two decades. But one that you can’t get past the small Victorian, minds of Tweaker Flatts. Shit they’d rather go get stoned, or wasted .

Bottom line and I ‘ll go into things further Sunday, but as I look at it all, the brighter move would have been move shit to Utah from Burley , not to Twin Falls, in the first place, in essence Could have been done much sooner.

More Sunday.

2 Peter 3:10-11“But the day of the Lord will come like a thief. The heavens will disappear with a roar; the elements will be destroyed by fire, and the earth and everything done in it will be laid bare. Since everything will be destroyed in this way, what kind of people ought you to be? You ought to live holy and godly lives” Brought to you by BibleGateway.com. Copyright (C) . All Rights Reserved.

You drag a horse to water but ya’ll can’t make it drink, and if ya’ll hold its head in the bucket all it’ll do is drown:- AyreWolf

The holiday is over for many now the work begins

Thanksgiving is now over. Went over to Charlie’s had a great dinner, but not overstuffed as last year, since I’m not as needy as I was last year. Sat and visited with Charlie and Jared, and Jessica, got the feeling that there were hard words said between father and son, but that’s none of my business. I always try to remind Jared just how damn blessed he is, a tow service, with some of the newest equipment in the area, a great wife and kids. He has things and people that I could only want for. But this is my last year in Idaho, unless a helluvalot changes in 2014.

Okay that said, now the real work begins. As I filled ya’ll in on, talked to Scott, he has some shops down there next to Motorsports park near Tooele, with all the bells and whistles. So that looks like a direction to go. Close by within a spitting distance is the Tooele County Airport, a new place for AyreWolf Aviation, and if I work it right a place to live. Add that to some affordable office space, bottom line my ass is outta here in May or as quick as my car is paid for, then my butt is gone, no more Idaho, for this old Wolf.

New engineer or not I’m on a roll.

That said construction of HazzardAyre’s new site as well as for the club is in in play, plus coming up with some ideas for DixieWolf Toewing’s website. I think its time. Time for my company to get web savvy as well as the club.

Was looking over some hotties from our pal Gary on Facebook, trying to find out if any are really gals he knows, or he’s just doing some old Hazzard County shuck & jive. If those gals are some body he can get in contact with that are looking for new horizons and extra cash, might fly em out here to do up some pics for our visuals, as well as some TV ads.

Finally, has both Sears and Kmart gone stupid or at least their ad agency. Those self repeating ads on Kmart’s ads, and that one that the guy hits a tree trying to catch a Turkey. If that boy has to run to catch a bird, that’s slow to start, he must be worse than a nerdy geek. Some agencies get it others don’t. For example, Target albeit hating our US Military and why I will not shop there, still their little ad with the gals trying to do the high tech spy thing, and just about staying awake is not only cute but of real standards but done well/. Watch for noise of that ad going Cleo Awards.

Any well crew, Happy ThanksGiving and all see ya’ll at work on Saturday.

Keep it hookin,

L8R Ya’ll

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In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
--Charles Buxton

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Getting colder up here

So as evening turned to night and another avoidance of being TV-less , I began to get thoughts in my brain. 
So as I was about to cut the cord for another day and hit the rack early, (yea, right) here come a few of my crew to the Lair. 
With grub and brew in hand we decided to have a company pow-wow. In that pow-wow, we went over the status of the slower than molassiss progression of the club radio station, the crap that'd us back and trying to find one, even just one tiny sliver of a reason we even should be in Idaho. Sure Idaho is a nice and frigid place and all, but its getting colder of the attitudes that have , whether that is deserved or not reputation of AyreWolf Aviation, and all. Plus the further tarnishing of the clubs honor. Now that I'm in a spot where I can begin to make some changes in both club as well as our company I'm doing so. One of the big questions always comes up, why the fuck are we so damn loyal and all to Idaho, especially the Twin Falls area? Sure the club was started in Hagerman, in 1982, sure through us the town grew, got name recognition and all, both as Hagerman as well as its nick name Hazzard. However when was the last time any of the associate members there drove over here to Twin and said here's a few bucks to get you gig back up? Remember the grand drunk gal from Hagerman that, thanks for the lunches and a few brews, but did she do us any favors? The time of waiting for her, the time wasted with that Mandy getting me phone numbers and all, and her saying she was coming over, could have rendered us the office/studio and being able to file on time and be rockin by now. Okay didn't happen. Granted perhaps it was partly my fault. As much as I try to think things through like a human with vee-jay , and while I can't understand the big deal of requesting the concept of smooching toes in nylons to enhance or put a spotlight on the idea we love to toew, as we spell it, should make a big whoop, but it does. My thought is if I can stand the smell so be it. Of course the concept by anyone except a pro model etc would not understand its simply a gig. Not anything meant by it. But I have learned don't talk about that until we have worked with a talent for at least 6 to 9 months. I'm glad we now have a human resources manager and engineer. We have progressed, but its still not enough to get my shorts wet to staying in Idaho.
Let me give ya'll an example here. Our old shop rents for $750.00 a month, on Shoshone ave all well and good, but for $750.00 a month that's a bunch of money, considering that down out Tooele Utah way at old Larry H Millers park there, is a fully equipped shop, all the bells and whistles, from a lift to a welder for $500.00 a month, including utilities. Put Cooter's Kustmz there along with old DixieWolf Toewing and can you say money. Consider from Stansbury Island to Wendover there is not more than three toew truck services, especially with our sterling reputation there. You put LexiBelle after her makeover and all out there, we're talking , a little over $300k a year , versus the chump change we're making now, and that's just toewing. 
As far as the clubs radio gig, our new human resources manager and her hubby our engineer, is willing to make the move down there as well. But consider if your real lucky there are less than a handful of office spaces etc here,in Twin Falls under $400.00 . Even with that many of which requires me to pay for everything utilities and so on. While in the Metro Salt Lake area are places that rent for just under $300.00 with all the bells and whistles even one with an adjoining workout gym, secretary, and receptionist thats paid by all tenants, but still something. Plus being down there I'm right in the thick of most of the regions major ad agencies , meaning the potential of rather than the $1,000.00 a month ad revenue in Twin Falls versus the just over $10,000.00 with the same ad rate, charged to advertisers by us, in Salt Lake City and that area, with four already saying theyre on board once we get there. Does one need to say anything more? And as far as these model talent searches we do off CraigsList and all, in SLC , one or two phone calls to a plethoria of agencies down there and we have on air talent, on camera talent, even gals that have no problem having me smooch their toes in hose for a TV ad. Here its like your asking some gal here to have your baby. Bullshit I'm tired. Really TYRED. But I told Don tonight, I'm giving it until the Subaru is paid, trucks ready to roll and all in a row , but once they are if there isn't models here, on air talent training here and for us most importantly, LexiBelle getting her makeover both mechanically and cosmetically , or near June. If it ain't progressing by then, its me out of here with rides ready and all. Like I said I'm tyred.
Oh and as far as DukesFest? Where do you think that would roll better? Teenie Tiny Filer Idaho, or Miller SportsPark? 
More on the pm edition, oh and yes crippled as it will be, HazzardAyre goes back on air this weekend. Deets this afternoon.
L8R Ya'll

What you see at a Wal-Mart

What you see at a Wal-Mart. 
As I related on the Journal, last night I had a hankering after my day sleep, for some grub, mainly milk and some fixins so I grudgingly crawled out of the Wolf's nest into Wolf Pup, and off to Wal-Mart I went.
Once I got there and trying to negotiate through the idiots vying for that just up to the door parking spot. I always park out on the side where the trucks are at. Simply because its easier to get in, get out, and not much chance of a ding in the door.
So I go in, get my basket, and began to assemble the 4 or 6 items I needed. Hey grub stakes run low at the end of the month. So I finally got up to the 20 items or less check out stand, finding many there had much more than 20 items. Why don't they enforce that. If you got a mountain of stuff in the basket tell em go to the mucho stuff line? So I was there considering the newly cooked chicken and fixins, but hey dollars and want are two different things. If only people would pay the full amount of services I render. 
So I'm standing there feasting my eyes on this south of the border chiquita with pant, I think they were pants, black fine knit very snug. You could see ever bit of her bumm cheeks. Looked good. Then there were these two intellectuals gals that came marching along, hey like I said it was a long line, these gals were not what I'd call drop dead gorgeous , however again these very tight black stirrup pants. Made me begin to ignore the growling in my belly from lack of ingesting. So I finally got to the checkout, the lady behind the counter seemed like she'd been standing there a long time, my question is, why doesn't Wal-Mart get some sort of medium height bar stool or something so these older gals and ones with fuel tank sized keesters the ability to sit down. I mean granted sitting down on the job might not be grand for the younger set, but these older gals, hey park.
As I was leaving, somebody in the background said, there goes a old tow truck driver. Seeing my hoodie. First of all I'm proud of my career in towing, I have been rescuing stranded motorists and disabled trucks and cars in this state as well as Utah, for nearly 30 years now. It's the same feeling I got the other day at that Canyon Jump meet and greet meeting with the Twin Falls City council. Several of those press people and even to a small degree this super hottie Stephanie from KTVB, that sat next to me. Okay fine I did not wear a suit and tie. But I bet they'd be really upset if when their damn Prius, or SUV broke down or otherwise disabled sitting on that Interstate at 10:00PM in the cold dark had to wait while I went home to change out of a business suit, to go fetch em now wouldn't they. Now I may not remember much of anything else, but I remember faces, and I remember vehicles. The nicer they are to me when I'm off duty, the nicer and more rate negotiable I'll be when that new press car is off in the comedian strip, when its snowing and blowing, and 16 degrees out. 
Just a new day in paradise.
L8R Ya'll