I must be loosing weight or I got too big of shorts

I don’t know what’s worse being in near udder darkness, or the fact that either I lost weight or someone bought me too big a size in my underwear.

There I am doing a flip over trailer, and my shorts are falling down about halfway to the back of my legs. You keep pulling em up, and the state fuzz and other officials there ARE LOOKING AT YOU. So then, you get into the yard, unhook the damaged trailer, hey got plenty of good salami and bologna. Trailer was damaged, but the load remained purtty much in tact. Now just got to find my mayonnaise and lather up some bread.

Got a notice from Uncle Obama, at least I’m getting a raise. Yep a whopping, $11.00 , bringing me to a full $721.00 a month. Makes one wonder why I keep toewing. Reason is, I have seen what happens when you toss the truck keys on the kitchen counter and have only you and your bulldog and TV to keep you entertained. Sure there is computer and all, but If I had to just naw in a resting pasture, I’d rather die. As long as I’m in that truck doing my going toewing thing, I’m able to wake up each morning, and face each day with some dignity. A friend of mine Tony Pistone, a real pro in this business, pretty much is that way now. He sits and waits for that toew phone to ring. He listens intently on the scanner for a 10-50 or a 10-51 request, but it doesn’t come, it sure gets him depressed. Sure I’m learning all kinds of new skills. I’m from the J hook, sling, mechanical era, old skool toewing. I was spooked at rollbacks at first, didn’t know how far back to slide, before tilting, busted the bed stops several times sliding back up to the cab, and using bridles instead of the ten foot chains and J hooks. Course the guys and gals today couldn’t use a sling if they had to. And there’s still toews that sling comes in handy for. Before A1 and Charlie, I had no idea how to use skates, do now. As far as the quick picks, I’m still working on those. The time it takes sometimes to do that, I could have it slung and gone. But I feel I can work for any toew service in Utah , at least until I get DixieWolf Toewing up to Utah standards.

But that said, I see a slightly albeit a bit colder pasture in Utah, just got to get down there to mow it.

Talk at ya’ll soon.

L8R Ya’ll

 

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